Wed, 27 July 2005 I made these phone posts back in the day when I had a gym membership . . . and was completely unaware I'd succumbed to the dread condition known as lactose intolerance. I was also disinclined to pronounce "pilates" correctly, so forgive me for the hillbilly speak.
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I made these phone posts back in the day when I had a gym membership . . . and was completely unaware I'd succumbed to the dread condition known as lactose intolerance. I was also disinclined to pronounce "pilates" correctly, so forgive me for the hillbilly speak.