Pilates, Body Pump, & Flatulence

I made these phone posts back in the day when I had a gym membership . . . and was completely unaware I'd succumbed to the dread condition known as lactose intolerance. I was also disinclined to pronounce "pilates" correctly, so forgive me for the hillbilly speak.

If any of you listeners are aroused by farting, do check out my friend Sexy Miss Lizz (aka "The Queen of Farts").